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If you have mastered one-hand typing.

If you have mastered doing household chores with only one hand.

If you have managed to teach yourself to use the non-dominant hand because your dominant hand is now dominated by a baby that prefers your arm more than anything else.

If you curse at the mailman for dropping the yellow pages ’cause the sound of it wakes the sleeping baby who you have managed to coax into a nap after hours of walking up and down the hallway.

If you have figured out which part of the floor outside of the baby’s room squeaks and so you try to remember in your sleep-deprived state to not step on that part while you stealthily back away after putting the baby down in the crib.

If the quality of your day is dictated by the quality of naptime.

If you have ever felt the rage towards your husband or your older children for sneezing at the wrong moment right when the baby fell asleep.

If you remember the good old days when the above rang true.

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I thought you’d get a chuckle out of this comic. In between tears maybe. But chuckles most definitely.

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For Better For Worse If you have mastered one hand typing

You may not believe it, but this too shall pass...

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Desperate Housewives: The Disney Princess Version

August 28, 2009

in a picture is worth a thousand words

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Desperate Housewives: The Disney Princess Version, originally uploaded by The Absence of Alternatives.

This is one of my favorite cartoons from the Sundays.

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3865054481 e942a842c8 Is it me or are the password requirements getting out of hand?

I speak Dilbert, originally uploaded by The Absence of Alternatives.

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The Bullshit Generator

August 28, 2009 a picture is worth a thousand words

Be like Wally.  The BullShit Generator here.

Here are 3 samples:
maximize dynamic architectures
evolve compelling functionalities
transition sticky solutions

I speak Dilbert, originally uploaded by The Absence of Alternatives.

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“Dogbert the Green Consultant”

August 28, 2009 a picture is worth a thousand words

I speak Dilbert, originally uploaded by The Absence of Alternatives.

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“Best Places to Work” is for selling magazines

August 28, 2009 a picture is worth a thousand words

I speak Dilbert, originally uploaded by The Absence of Alternatives.

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All hands on deck. Literally.

August 28, 2009 a picture is worth a thousand words

I speak Dilbert, originally uploaded by The Absence of Alternatives.

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“You are not going to heaven because you are a bad mommy.” Religion? Yikes!

January 17, 2009 no manual for parenting

This was not said in a huff or a tantrum. This was said matter-of-factly, more an observation than an accusation. A conclusion drawn by my 6-year-old because, well, he has noticed that we do not go to church on a regular basis. We are not particularly religious although both of our boys were baptized in [...]

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Ah, I love Dilbert! Need to look busy while at work in the economic downturn…

January 15, 2009 a picture is worth a thousand words

Wally creeps me out, but he does sprout some truth sometimes.

I need one of those coaches…

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The Two Bobs: Dilbert on Consultants and HR

December 22, 2008 a picture is worth a thousand words

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