What is your blog rated?

November 15, 2009

in a picture is worth a thousand words, random

I have to say, and yes, the following reaction says a lot about my pretension, my secretly wanting to appear to be what I am not: edgy, devil may care, swashbuckling, avant garde, ground-breaking, cool, I WAS DISAPPOINTED MY BLOG WAS RATED

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

WTF? I am seriously crushed.


I would think it at least warranted a PG-13.

I can’t believe I have only said FUCK once. So after all this, I have been exposed as a Prude. Great. Just great… Great as in


p.s. You can also rate your own blog on this dating site. And come back and gloat if you are rated better than G. Yes, come back and GLOAT! So I can curse you and thus improve my rating.

p.p.s. In case it is broken, I tested the accuracy of the rating algorithms with The Bloggess’ website. Fuck. It is very accurate…

p.p.p.s. PSA: Do remember to clear the histories if you are married or in a serious, supposedly committed relationship, you know, so you don’t get into unnecessary fights with your significant other(s). (Am I awesome or what for reminding you this?!)

p.p.p.p.s. I want to ask you guys: this format of Endless Postscripts, you all used it at high school when passing notes back and forth with your girlfriends, right? Don’t let me down.

p.p.p.p.p.s. Turns out I am rated differently on different dating sites. Excuse me, but why are dating sites offering blog ratings?

This must be from a super conservative or Self-denial Anonymous dating site: the reason for my blog’s BETTER rating is cited as Fuck (x1), Death (x1).

Credit: I need to give credit to My Wildlife’s Words. I found this phenom of Blog Rating badge-thingy through her “connections”.

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Aunt Becky November 15, 2009 at 11:35 am

I’m gloating my way to an NC-17 baby.
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A Vapid Blonde November 15, 2009 at 2:52 pm

I got an R on the second once citing fuck (2x), pussy (2x), dildo (2x), vibrator (2x), poop (2x), shit (1x),

The first one gave me a PG-13 because I said Vagine 3x and apparently somewhere I mentioned suicide…that doesn’t sound funny to me at all!
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Absence Alternatives November 15, 2009 at 4:07 pm

@ Aunt Becky
Curses! I can’t really be mad at you ’cause your Ask Aunt Becky column is probably going to save a lot of women from hell…


Absence Alternatives November 15, 2009 at 4:07 pm

@ A Vapid Blonde
They check the word “Vibrator” too?! LOL. I am now really curious about the list of words routinely checked during the rating process…


Velva November 15, 2009 at 5:38 pm

I have a damn foodblog…if there was something less than “G” rated that would be mine. I really gotta start living on the edge more!


Falling November 15, 2009 at 5:38 pm

Not only did I do the Endless Postscripts when passing notes in high school, I continued to use it on letters in college. However, I wrote “PS” with a little 2, like “PS squared,” because I was…yes, just that witty. Everyone loves a good math reference, right?
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Belle November 15, 2009 at 7:05 pm

Hells yes!!! I’m an R! And I thought I was a prude! Although my blog is with my sister and I’d be willing to bet that her sailor’s mouth contributed to our ratings… I think I need to cuss more.


Unknown Mami November 15, 2009 at 7:19 pm

Maybe that other website rated you after all your cursing.

I would not let my child read your blog alone so I would rate it at least a PG-13.
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Unknown Mami November 15, 2009 at 7:21 pm

Sons a bitches rated my blog a G!!! Screw them and their lame ass rating system.
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Nancy@ifevolutionworks.com November 15, 2009 at 8:03 pm

PG for me. Yawn. Fun test though!
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Jane November 15, 2009 at 8:11 pm

Yeah baby! I’m PG! Woo-hoo, woo-hoo! And all because I said “breast” 2x.
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Amanda November 15, 2009 at 9:51 pm

Yay! I got an R.

R for racy. R for retarded. R for risque. R for…

Okay, I’m all of of R’s.
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Jen @ NathanRising November 15, 2009 at 10:05 pm

The first site thought I was PG… The second crowned me PG-13. I need to start saying FUCK more often.

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Absence Alternatives November 15, 2009 at 11:58 pm

Velva, just use a lot of chicken “BREASTS” in your recipes from now on. (See Jane’s comment)

Falling, (btw, folks, you should check out her blog! She is a “newbie” on the block and I enjoy her writing very very much! Like, I have been commenting on every single one of her posts and I am afraid I may appear to be a friggin’ stalker!) Awesome idea! Could I copy it?!

Belle, thank you for visiting. And NO! If you start cussing more, the very protective Nel may hunt me down to beat me up! ;-)

Unknown Mami, thank you for sticking up for me. And yes I agree with you. Screw the stupid rating logics! @^%#$%#

Nancy, PG is still better than G. Bragger!

Jane, see above. And I am glad the wrinkled boobs fell outside of the radar otherwise you’d be like NC-17, and I would hate you which I really didn’t want to do.

Amanda, I am committing the sin of envy right now. R for Rabbit stew. See this as a warning.

Jen, PG-13 must be because of Monkey Feet. And seriously, you write about Baby Nathan, uh, you never mentioned POO or POOP? We demand a recount here!


Absence Alternatives November 15, 2009 at 11:59 pm

@ Nancy@ifevolutionworks.com
Nancy, I am jealous of the threaded comments on your blog. I want one… *wah wah wah* Just sayin…


Jen @ NathanRising November 16, 2009 at 10:04 am

@Absence Alternatives
Oh, I talk about poop on a weekly basis! Only one of the sites took that into consideration… barely.
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Absence Alternatives November 17, 2009 at 7:10 am

That is not fair! Protest: Bring Poop Back! ;-)


marymac November 18, 2009 at 7:40 am

I’m an R as a result of my use of terms I make up like ‘douche jockey.’
I am jealous of the X people, but I just don’t like talking about vaginas that much.
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Absence Alternatives November 18, 2009 at 8:24 pm

LOL. “Douche jockey”. So many possibilities. ;-)


Ry Sal - aka @bwdstudio November 22, 2009 at 11:42 am

great. this means that I’m definitely a PBS Kids station blog. dammit! Enjoying yours though – maybe you could guest on mine and fuck it all up.
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Absence Alternatives November 22, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Hey, thanks for visiting! I enjoy yours too. Your interview of Brilliant Sulk is hilarious. You mean you want me to go to your blog and say naughty words there? Awesome! How much do I have to pay you?! LOL. ;-)


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