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“They’re Made Out of Meat” by Terry Bisson – One of the best short stories found on the Interweb

September 7, 2009 random

Tweet Here is how the story begins… “They’re made out of meat.” “Meat?” “Meat. They’re made out of meat.” “Meat?” “There’s no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They’re completely meat.” … … … Please […]

Yet another “I hate my job” post? No, really. You’ve got to read this one…

August 26, 2009 random

Tweet I Hate My Job This is the best “I Hate My Job!” post I have seen.  Found on Reddit.  Submitted by PreHack.  Read till the end: “My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be […]

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Wedding invitation that I suspect every mom wanted to send…

August 26, 2009 a picture is worth a thousand words

Tweet P.S. We have no idea of WHAT he sees in her!!!

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Think you hate your job? Think again…

August 26, 2009 a picture is worth a thousand words

Tweet Think you have a shitty job? Think again! Now I feel much better. Back to work I go…

“You know, if only I could just make a decent cup of coffee, I could relax!”

August 25, 2009 marketing at work

Tweet If you really want to contextualize the social and cultural circumstances in which this Folgers commercial was made, then we can all go back to school and read upon all the feminist histories and theories. But this commercial simply makes me laugh out loud. It makes us feel better about ourselves, about how far […]

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Serenity Now!

August 22, 2009 no manual for parenting

Tweet I feel like yelling this out loud, once in a while.  Serenity Now! from Seinfeld *Love the last line… Sanity later. So true.

Is this what Easter Bunny looks like?

August 5, 2009 a picture is worth a thousand words

Tweet I don’t know why this picture so startled me that I could not stop laughing for 10 minutes. Oh my god! I completely lost my bearings so that my co-worker needed to tell me to “Get a hold of yourself, lady!” This goes to prove that NO, you do not want to see Easter […]

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Do you feel guilty buying name brand products instead of the cheaper, generic, ones?

July 25, 2009 marketing at work

Tweet Well, I do. Especially after watching the Rosanne episode of Home-Ec where she gave Darlene’s home-ec class a field trip to the grocery store, I’ve always felt quite guilty reaching for the NAME BRAND product instead of the generic, store-brand next to it, the one that is shouting loudly from its display: COMPARE TO […]

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How do we learn Hip Lingo if we don’t watch TV, OR What you don’t know won’t hurt you

June 12, 2009 no manual for parenting

Tweet 6 yo offered to make me a “pocket” with paper. “Is it ok if I use pink paper for you?” “Pink will be great! If you use pink it would be HUGE!” Channeling my inner Paris Hilton for a second over there. Puzzled look. “What do you mean it will be Huge?” “Uh. I […]

What have I done to my children? My pet germ…

May 31, 2009 a picture is worth a thousand words

Tweet 6yo was slaving over a project this morning, and he proudly showed it to me… It made me laugh. And then pause. And then laugh some more. He even named his pet "No. 17"…