We found a “weed” in our backyard that’s almost 7 feet tall!, originally uploaded by The Absence of Alternatives.
CORRECTION: The weed measured almost 17 feet tall. Not 7. Duh.
The boys marched around the house with the weed and its “branch”, (Seriously. If a weed has a branch, doesn’t that negate the definition of a weed and hence it is no longer a weed?!), singing,
“The Weed! The Weed! It’s a very tall weed!”
At that moment, two things popped in my head:
1. Michael Phelps