Happy Valentine’s Day. And here is a necklace to remind you of your big fat behind…

February 14, 2009

in marketing at work

Hey, honey, I shrunk your ass!

Here it looks like a snake. Awesome!

Is it just me. or does not the entire jewelry line based on Jane Seymour’s Open Heart design remind anybody else of a buttock?

The first time we saw the commercial on TV, either from Jared or Kay Jewelers, purveyors of cheesy jewelries, my boys cried out, at the same time, “It looks like a butt!” And I had to agree with them.

So nobody at those jewelry stores, when they were just looking at the designs, BEFORE they turned the design into actual goods, saw that and said, “Maybe we should look into something else…” ?

So, maybe it is really just me then.


Juanita March 19, 2009 at 7:53 pm

ha ha ha what are the sales numbers I wonder? I knew there was a reason I could not really appreciate the jewelry.

The Absence of Alternatives April 18, 2009 at 7:47 pm

Thanks much! Good to know I was not alone in picking on Dr. Quinn…

A Vapid Blonde February 10, 2010 at 11:22 am

That is one asstastic necklace for sure!

Absence Alternatives February 10, 2010 at 11:29 am

“asstastic” LOL. You slay me. Mawwwhhhhh! You are getting one for sure! 😉

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